You both find a very small party of Gasher Gang Brigands...
Dwarves aren't known for diplomacy... or detective skills...
Guile seems fairly busy with the half ogre and the last brigand has spotted you!
hunkering down hiding doesn't seem to be an option anymore!
What do you do?
Knowing that I would totally get slaughtered or somehow end up in Guile's crossfire of rampage, I would run away to the nearest tallest tree and hide until the ruckus died down.
ReplyDeleteI shout at the other *hidden warriors* to stay back, this one is all mine!!!! Put on my meanest face start growling and charge!!! Hoping that Guile gets to him before I do.... At the very least I will distract him before he has time to gather his thoughts.
ReplyDelete*Troll face* Problem brigand? *hide checks, hide checks everywhere*
ReplyDeleteThrow the kitchen knife at his face while he's still surprised.
ReplyDeleteWell Guiles ferocity Left me a bit startled and speechless... however now is not the time to lose my edge... even if I didn't have one to begin with.. well I will make myself know since its obvious hes starting at me and knows of my presence. "Are you the thieves that ransacked my house?!" *I hold my knife to him with a face of determination and yet swallowing my fear... but as I look into his eyes.. even the expression he carried before we ambushed them.. I feel perhaps he is not a hardened criminal... but perhaps an orphan who fell into a bad life and did what he had to survive... and fell in with the wrong crowd... never the less, I stand my ground with my knife as I await a response and I hope to god its not one charging me cause his sword is bigger than mine ^-^;
ReplyDeleteOh! and after this battle, I will have weapons!
ReplyDeleteDuck down and hide in that bush, hope the dwarf comes back before the guy gets too close. Stab him in the knee if he approaches and draws his sword!
ReplyDeleteHide? *scratches head* there is a key word here...
ReplyDelete"spotted".
Target? "you!"
Choices? Fight or flee?
If I don't think I can bluff him, I am going to run like a nerd with a football team out to hang me by my undies to the flag pole.
Not that that ever happened to me... really... it didn't.... I swear!!!